Sunday, November 27, 2011
Senility doesn't touch private medical college professors!!
Private medical colleges were allowed to employ doctors till 65 years.
Sometime back it was changed to 70 years( wonder whether senility / dementia don't touch them and also why the Govt. retires most of its employees at 58 years.
Pretty sure it will become employed till death soon
Worried if it will become employed even after death!!
Note: their employment basically is for their degree certificates and previous service which help (mis)managements to register their names as teachers and mint crores in capitation from the prospective buyers (sorry, students). The employment is definitely not for their knowledge or skills (am seeing living examples)!
Whereas the same teachers are relieved from the Govt service at 58 years and the Govt cries of insufficient faculty and fails to add more seats, thereby depriving deserving students who can’t afford a bomb for their post graduation.
And the retirees often quote their interest in teaching students as the reason for joining the private colleges after retirement. Sadly the same “interested” teachers won’t continue teaching in the Govt. hospitals or work in places where they are paid at par with the Govt. service!!
The MCI, Govts., private institutions and the greedy doctors connive and have created a situation where lots of hopeful students are being advised to “buy” a seat rather than waste their time in preparing for Government seats.
Ten years down the line I will lose the pride of mentioning that I am a doctor, similar to the state, a lot of advocates are in today!!
Sunday, March 20, 2011
A 'model' job advert
Dear Candidate,
PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT LINE
We are a Placement Agency working all over India based at SURAT.
One of our clients is a hospital, situated in Raj. Dt. Bhilwara Which is a S.D.M. Head quater and 100 K.M. away from Udaipur & 50 K.M. from Shri Nathdwara. Hospital is runnig from last 8 Yrs. with good O.P.D & I.P.D. and all types of facilities.
They have a well equiped mordern operation theater and running 60 Bads. They are plannig to expantion upto 100 Bads with some more speciality.
So They require following specialist Doctors and other staff:
• Gynae ;-
Labor Room Proceduers 500/- and Delivery 1000/- Per Case
Salary - Open
• Eye Surgeon
Exp. 0 to 3 yrs.
Qualification M.S. Diploma or equivalent in Ophtho Surgery
Salary - Open
â• Radiographer for Digital X-Ray 1
Exp. 0 to 3 yrs.
• Accomodation Facilities will be provided by the Hospital at Free of Cost
Candidates willing to relocate Rajasthan should only apply.
If your current profile is matching the above profile please mail us your cv in reply to this mail and mention your current salary.
As this is a mass mailing system,kindly ignore this mail if you are not interested.
Would anyone have the guts to join the place after reading the ad
It's a very tough job, considering the fact that one has to ' relocate Rajasthan'
Thursday, March 3, 2011
crore seats
What I presume is that, a few of them join courses with the same attitude, people have towards material things. What comes to my mind immediately are the cars (especially with the ever mushrooming new posh show rooms of the luxury cars). Say for example, a guy with a crore or money for buying a new car would most probably buy a luxury car from the Bavarian land rather than cheaper Indian/ Japanese / Korean ones. I think some of them apply the same logic to the academics- have it, flaunt it. I don’t think the same people would pay that money to take radiology, once it loses its glamour and the supposed halo.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Plaster mouth
Funny inquiries and encounters keep coming during day to day practice, especially from the moms of the pregnant ladies or from the ladies themselves. Most common being the pair of six decade old eyes trying to squeeze out any kind of picture from the ultrasound monitors, breathing behind your neck( literally); I , for one being a person, who hates being watched/ monitored or whatever. On most occasions, I have tried to be polite and as them what they were doing, only for them to tell me worriedly that they are not able to identify anything (I always wonder, if they expected the photographs of babies to come out!
A lot of inquiries come with a sheepish smile, regarding the sex of the baby.
And most of them, without fail say that they only want a female baby (which I most of the time, presume, is not true)
Another funny inquiry was when the pregnant lady asked me, if it was a "paappa". I hid my smile while scanning and then told her everyone has a paappa inside, she told me that she meant a baby girl ; I had to ask her what she would call a baby boy- she nonchalantly told it would be a thumb. She pleaded to know that if it was a paappa , so that she could get all the scolding from her mom in law, sooner than later( as she already has a "paapa". She was one lady, whom I wished I could answer her query; still I made sure I didn't break the law.
The irony of all this being the fact that, I am not in favor of the law in individual (non professional) capacity. When the couple have the right to decide to have a child, plan the time for a child, to know whether the baby is normal and responsibility to take care of the child both inside and outside the womb, I wonder why the hell , they are not entitled to know the sex of the baby. I am sure not everyone is going to go to a doctor, asking for an abortion. I have always thought that, if someone is not willing to have a female child, it's because they cannot afford to bring them up properly. And moreover, the reluctance, that is associated with bringing up a female kid, is that financial burden associated with the matrimony. The government instead of trying to slay the demon that dowry is, instead is trying to tackle the problem, with small steps, which don't exactly render a solution.
Bringing up of male and female kids cost the same; it’s only the marriage part that lets everyone see, girls as a liability. If government or the people themselves address that issue, there is no difference between a male and a female child. Hence it would matter little, if it's a girl / boy and the need for prohibition of prenatal sex determination will entirely go. But alas there will be a group of sonologists, who would be dead against this; as I hear they make a killing (pun intended), revealing the sex of the child. And also radiologists like me need not have to be "plaster mouths"
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Funny cricket quotes of 2010 selected from Cricinfo
1.It's up for Boucher to start a relationship with de Villiers
Ramiz Raja probably meant partnership during commentary for the second Test between Pakistan and South Africa
Nov 22, 2010
2.We've got a little bit in common...I love golf
Shane Warne understates the traits he shares with Tiger Woods
Nov 13, 2010
3.He has been in form longer than some of our guys have been alive
Daniel Vettori on Sachin Tendulkar ahead of New Zealand's Test series in India
Nov 2, 2010
4.Test cricket is bloody hard work, especially when you've got Sachin batting with what looks like a three-metre-wide bat
Michael Hussey is another Australian sick of seeing Sachin Tendulkar rack up the runs
Oct 20, 2010
5.I am sick of seeing Sachin scoring so many runs
Michael Clarke is glad Sachin Tendulkar has been rested from the ODI series after he scored 403 in the two Tests
Oct 17, 2010
6.I never dared to break the glass of his house while playing cricket as I used to be extremely scared of him.
One man who could restrain Virender Sehwag's big-hitting was India's world champion wrestler, Sushil Kumar, who grew up in the same locality as Sehwag
Sep 15, 2010
7.The golden goose ain't got too many eggs now.
Dean Jones believes the ODI format is on its last legs
Jun 16, 2010
8.Everybody knows I can dance well and I can bowl fast too. There are only a few bowlers who can do that
Sreesanth knows he has a rare combination of talents
Jun 8, 2010
9.I have joked before that there is a good chance that I might retire before Tendulkar
MS Dhoni on Sachin Tendulkar going strong at 37
Apr 24, 2010
10.We got called the Avatars in the corner. But I reckon I'm a little bit wider than him, which I can't say about many people.
Stuart Broad compares himself to England's newbie Steve Finn, who's beaten him for height
Apr 14, 2010
11.I'm not sure what the problem is with Graeme, but he has suddenly developed poppadom fingers. They are breaking all the time!
Jacques Kallis on his South Africa captain Graeme Smith, who had to leave the IPL after breaking his finger
Mar 18, 2010
12.I will pay anything, even go to the theatre, to watch the innings 100 times. I have already reserved a CD to watch it any time I want.
Virender Sehwag is ready to stake everything for a replay of Sachin Tendulkar's epochal double ton
Feb 26, 2010
13.Ryder may have the longest lower abdominal strain in history - someone with a heart transplant would have been back quicker.
Adam Parore is mystified at why Jesse Ryder's being wrapped in cotton wool for so long